Jokes and Humor

Confucius Says...


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What is a Confucius Joke? Where did these silly little one-liners arise, and what do they, if anything at all, do they have to do with Confucius?

Who is Confucius?

Confucius was a famous Chinese social philosopher from the Zhou Dynasty (551-479 BC). For many centuries he has been called the "Great Master" and highly teachings were highly influential and they are still popular today.

What is a "Confucius Say..." Joke?

The Confucius Say... Joke is a twist on his style of teaching. They are basically one liners that are easy to remember because it's usually funny and true. The grammar is in broken English which essentially is making fun of Chinese people who speak broken English.

But no worries - Confucius jokes are a favorite for all people - including Chinese people! So sit back and have yourself a good laugh with Confucius jokes.

Chuck Norris Jokes


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Chuck Norris facts are satirical factoids about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The facts are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris's toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity.

The facts typically claim that Norris is a tough, all-powerful super-being. Chuck Norris facts have spread around the world, leading not only to translated versions, but also spawning localized versions mentioning country-specific advertisements and other Internet phenomena.

Allusions are also sometimes made to his use of roundhouse kicks to perform seemingly any task, his large amount of body hair with specific regard to his beard, and his role in the action television series Walker, Texas Ranger.

Yo Mama Jokes


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Get ready for some classic yo mama jokes, including:

Yo mama so stupid...

Yo mama so ugly...

Yo mama so fat...

Yo mama so old...

Yo mama so fat...

Blonde Jokes


Poker Poem


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A poem that can be enjoyed by all poker enthusiasts...

World War 2 Chatroom


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